After the proliferation of turning website addresses into verbs — like google, netflix, facebook, etc. — I’ve decided to use this same logic and have begun pushing the titles of somewhat obscure short stories as verbs.

For example:

“Oh, noes! Phantom Dennis just got Cask of Amontilladoed!”

Or:

“That girl better watch out; my sister was just like her and now she’s all A Good Man is Hard to Find.”

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