After the proliferation of turning website addresses into verbs — like google, netflix, facebook, etc. — I’ve decided to use this same logic and have begun pushing the titles of somewhat obscure short stories as verbs.
“Oh, noes! Phantom Dennis just got Cask of Amontilladoed!”
“That girl better watch out; my sister was just like her and now she’s all A Good Man is Hard to Find.”
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